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Lily Tomlin is best known as an actress and comedian. But Lily Tomlin is much more than that. Sure, she’s a producer, writer, Academy Award nominee, and winner of an Emmy Award, Tony Award and a Grammy Award.

But Lily Tomlin is one other thing – she’s quotable. Very quotable.

Over the years, Lily Tomlin has generated some wonderfully satirical, funny quotes about…well, everything! There’s great life quotes, job quotes, god quotes, and quotes about the tops of our feet.

So I’ve picked a few great quotes — funny quotes — from Lily Tomlin as today’s quotes of the day. Enjoy!
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“Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?”     ~Lily Tomlin

“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?”     ~Lily Tomlin

“If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.”     ~Lily Tomlin

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”     ~Lily Tomlin

“Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.”     ~Lily Tomlin