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Looking for some great quotes about Halloween? Well, look no further because today’s quotes of the day are Halloween quotes and sayings that are sure to spook you!

Halloween is a favourite time of year for many – there’s the fun task of finding a perfect Halloween costume idea for kids, the dog or yourself, there’s decorating for Halloween and taking part in Halloween crafts projects like making homemade tombstones, ghosts and carving pumpkins into Jack-o-Lanterns! And don’t forget the Halloween parties and  trick-or-treating!

The month of October provides lots of opportunities for great Halloween photos and mementos for your scrapbook, and perhaps one of these Halloween quotes or sayings will be the perfect accent! Here are today’s Halloween quotations:

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~Jean Baudrillard

“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween.”     ~Anonymous

“On Hallowe’en the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if somethin’ scares you and you want to run, just let on like it’s Hallowe’en fun.”     ~19th Century Halloween Postcard

“Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.”     ~Robert Kirby

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween!”     ~Charles Swartz

Okay, so Valentine’s Day has come and gone. But there’s always a few people who are behind the ball, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or another holiday, so I’m sure these funny Valentine’s quotes will come in handy for someone!

Looking for some ideas to actually use these humorous Valentine’s Day quotations and sayings? Make your own greeting card, or add a few funny love quotes or Valentine’s quotes to a scrapbook. You can also use these great quotes and sayings as an email signature – you name it!

So, without further adieu, here’s a few funny quotes about Valentine’s Day and love!

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”    ~Unknown

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”    ~Jay Leno

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”    ~Unknown

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”    ~Tracy Smith

“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine’s cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”    ~Unknown

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