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Humorous Quotes About Valentine's Day – Funny Love Quotes for Valentines (Alexander Antonov Photo)

Looking for a few funny quotes about love for Valentine’s Day or another occasion? Consider these humorous quotes for a homemade Valentine card, a scrapbook or blog.

So here are the quotes of the day – funny love quotes for a Valentine!

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” ~Erich Segal

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.” ~Jonathan Carroll in Outside the Dog Museum

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” ~Aerosmith

“We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.” ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach in Aphorism

“Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”     ~Unknown

Love Quotes for Valentines! Check out our Valentine's Day Quotes About Love. (Alexander Antonov Photo)

Looking for some great quotes about love for a Valentine’s Day card or love letter? (Do people still write love letters? Maybe it’s more like a love email these days?…) Here are some great Valentine’s day quotes about love.

These love quotations can be used to express your love to a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or life partner. Some may also be making homemade cards for Valentine’s Day or another special occasion – these love quotes will be perfect! (After all, as Plato once said, “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.”) An advanced warning: these Valentine’s Day quotes are a bit mushy, but some people really like that sort of thing! So here they are: quotes that express love.

“If I know what love is, it’s because of you.”     ~Herman Hesse

“I’ve fallen in love many times…always with you.”     ~Unknown

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” ~Judy Garland

“Love me and the world is mine.”     ~David Reed

“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.” ~Spike to Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer