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Quotes of the Day - Funny New Year's Quotes (Agata Urbaniak Photo)

The new year is a time for change and fresh beginnings. There are a wide array of funny New Year’s quotes that poke fun at New Year’s resolutions, the holidays, holiday diets, and New Year’s Eve parties.

Today’s quotes of the day are funny New Year’s quotes and sayings – ring in the new year with humor! These quotes about the new year are great for a homemade greeting card, a scrapbook page with photos from a New Year’s Eve party or you can add a funny New Year’s quote to the family Christmas card!

“New Year’s Day – Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” ~Mark Twain

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” ~Bill Vaughn

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.” ~G.K. Chesterton

“A dog’s New Year’s Resolution – I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!” ~Unknown

“New Year’s Eve – Where auld acquaintance be forgot…Unless, of course, those tests come back positive!” ~Jay Leno

Readers who enjoyed these funny quotes about New Year’s may also enjoy New Year’s Quotations – Quotes About New Year’s Resolutions, along with Inspirational Quotes About a New Year.

Pet quotes and sayings include dog quotes, cat quotes and quotations about animals. (Superburg Photo)

Most pet owners would probably agree that dogs, cats and other animals have the ability to touch an owner’s soul. So it’s only natural that there’s lots of great quotes about pets!

Pet quotes and sayings explore the human’s relationship with cats, dogs, birds and other pets. Pet quotations also delve into the way that pets can touch your life.

These pet quotes are great for a dog scrapbook (or even a human’s scrapbook!) or an email signature (among other things!) So without further adieu, here are today’s quotes of the day from The Great Life Quotes and Sayings Blog – pet quotes and sayings.

“Until one has loved an animal,  a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.”    ~Anatole France

“Love the animals. God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled”     ~Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”     ~Roger Caras

“It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal…one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.”     ~Theophile Gautier

“A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.”     ~Josh Billings