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Dogs can inspire some pretty humorous quotes and sayings. So today’s quotes of the day are a selection of funny dog quotes.

Dog owners are sure to identify with these great quotes about dogs, as these quotations and sayings go straight to the heart of what it means to be owned by a dog.

Without further adieu, The Great Life Quotes and Sayings Blog presents funny dog quotes…

“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.”    ~Edward Hoagland

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always ride with you in the car – in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”    ~Dave Barry

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.”    ~Fran Lebowitz

“I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter, you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.’”    ~Fred Jungclaus

“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re right!  I never would’ve thought of that!’”    ~Dave Barry

(Marinela Prodan Photo)

Looking for some great spring quotes?

Here’s some spring quotations and sayings as we prepare for winter to turn into springtime at the Vernal Equinox, which falls around March 20 of each year in the northern hemisphere and around September 21 in the southern hemisphere.

These spring quotes and sayings all have an underlying theme of hope, change and optimism.

Enjoy!

“Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.” ~Virgil A. Kraft

“An optimist is the human personification of spring.” ~Susan Bissonnette

“No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.” ~Proverb

“Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.” ~Rainer Maria Rilke

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” ~Anne Bradstreet

(Jay Simmons Photo)