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Humorous Quotes About Valentine's Day – Funny Love Quotes for Valentines (Alexander Antonov Photo)

Looking for a few funny quotes about love for Valentine’s Day or another occasion? Consider these humorous quotes for a homemade Valentine card, a scrapbook or blog.

So here are the quotes of the day – funny love quotes for a Valentine!

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” ~Erich Segal

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.” ~Jonathan Carroll in Outside the Dog Museum

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” ~Aerosmith

“We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.” ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach in Aphorism

“Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”     ~Unknown