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Woody Allen quotes are humorous...and a bit odd. Read on for today's quotes by Woody Allen!

Woody Allen is an Academy Award-winning director, playwright, actor, writer, comedian, musician and writer, known for his black framed glasses and his marriage to Mia Farrow. Woody Allen is known as a bit of an odd ball. In fact, only once did he ever acknowledge his Academy Award wins/nominations; he showed up unexpectedly at the 2002 Academy Awards ceremony, where he took to the podium to urge his fellow directors and actors to resume filmmaking in Allen’s native New York City following the 9-11 terrorist attacks.

Woody Allen is well-known for his wacky sense of humor, and Woody Allen quotes really reflect his unique view on the world. Today’s quotes of the day in the Great Life Quotes and Sayings Blog are Woody Allen quotes about…well, everything!

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“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” ~Woody Allen

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” ~Woody Allen

“As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ – probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.” ~Woody Allen

“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?” ~Woody Allen

“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.” ~Woody Allen

Pet quotes and sayings include dog quotes, cat quotes and quotations about animals. (Superburg Photo)

Most pet owners would probably agree that dogs, cats and other animals have the ability to touch an owner’s soul. So it’s only natural that there’s lots of great quotes about pets!

Pet quotes and sayings explore the human’s relationship with cats, dogs, birds and other pets. Pet quotations also delve into the way that pets can touch your life.

These pet quotes are great for a dog scrapbook (or even a human’s scrapbook!) or an email signature (among other things!) So without further adieu, here are today’s quotes of the day from The Great Life Quotes and Sayings Blog – pet quotes and sayings.

“Until one has loved an animal,  a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.”    ~Anatole France

“Love the animals. God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled”     ~Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”     ~Roger Caras

“It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal…one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.”     ~Theophile Gautier

“A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.”     ~Josh Billings