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Looking for some funny and witty life quotes and sayings? Then look to Mark Twain for some great quotes.

Mark Twain (1835-1910) — whose real name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens — was a famous American writer and witty humorist who offered up some great observations about life that have been captured in the form of Mark Twain quotations.

Mark Twain authored a classic piece of American literature when he wrote about his two most famous characters, Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Fortunately, we’re also left with a vast collection of Mark Twain quotes from his own writings, the writings of others and from interviews with the author of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

So here’s your quotes of the day: Mark Twain quotes about life.
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“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”     ~Mark Twain

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”     ~Mark Twain

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”     ~Mark Twain

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”     ~Mark Twain

“Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”     ~Mark Twain

Dogs can inspire some pretty humorous quotes and sayings. So today’s quotes of the day are a selection of funny dog quotes.

Dog owners are sure to identify with these great quotes about dogs, as these quotations and sayings go straight to the heart of what it means to be owned by a dog.

Without further adieu, The Great Life Quotes and Sayings Blog presents funny dog quotes…

“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.”    ~Edward Hoagland

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always ride with you in the car – in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”    ~Dave Barry

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.”    ~Fran Lebowitz

“I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter, you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.’”    ~Fred Jungclaus

“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re right!  I never would’ve thought of that!’”    ~Dave Barry

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