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Quotes of the Day - Funny New Year's Quotes (Agata Urbaniak Photo)

The new year is a time for change and fresh beginnings. There are a wide array of funny New Year’s quotes that poke fun at New Year’s resolutions, the holidays, holiday diets, and New Year’s Eve parties.

Today’s quotes of the day are funny New Year’s quotes and sayings – ring in the new year with humor! These quotes about the new year are great for a homemade greeting card, a scrapbook page with photos from a New Year’s Eve party or you can add a funny New Year’s quote to the family Christmas card!

“New Year’s Day – Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” ~Mark Twain

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” ~Bill Vaughn

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.” ~G.K. Chesterton

“A dog’s New Year’s Resolution – I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!” ~Unknown

“New Year’s Eve – Where auld acquaintance be forgot…Unless, of course, those tests come back positive!” ~Jay Leno

Readers who enjoyed these funny quotes about New Year’s may also enjoy New Year’s Quotations – Quotes About New Year’s Resolutions, along with Inspirational Quotes About a New Year.

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Looking for some great quotes about Halloween? Well, look no further because today’s quotes of the day are Halloween quotes and sayings that are sure to spook you!

Halloween is a favourite time of year for many – there’s the fun task of finding a perfect Halloween costume idea for kids, the dog or yourself, there’s decorating for Halloween and taking part in Halloween crafts projects like making homemade tombstones, ghosts and carving pumpkins into Jack-o-Lanterns! And don’t forget the Halloween parties and  trick-or-treating!

The month of October provides lots of opportunities for great Halloween photos and mementos for your scrapbook, and perhaps one of these Halloween quotes or sayings will be the perfect accent! Here are today’s Halloween quotations:

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~Jean Baudrillard

“When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween.”     ~Anonymous

“On Hallowe’en the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if somethin’ scares you and you want to run, just let on like it’s Hallowe’en fun.”     ~19th Century Halloween Postcard

“Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.”     ~Robert Kirby

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween!”     ~Charles Swartz