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Mark Twain (1835-1910) — whose real name was Samuel Clemens — authored great pieces of American literature like Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
But as Mark Twain quotes suggest, he was also a humorist who left behind many funny Mark Twain quotes that still have us laughing nearly 100 years after his death.
That brings us to today’s quotes of the day: funny Mark Twain quotations!
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” ~Mark Twain
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.” ~Mark Twain
“In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.” ~Mark Twain
“Get the facts first. You can distort them later.” ~Mark Twain
