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Quotes of the Day - Funny New Year's Quotes (Agata Urbaniak Photo)

The new year is a time for change and fresh beginnings. There are a wide array of funny New Year’s quotes that poke fun at New Year’s resolutions, the holidays, holiday diets, and New Year’s Eve parties.

Today’s quotes of the day are funny New Year’s quotes and sayings – ring in the new year with humor! These quotes about the new year are great for a homemade greeting card, a scrapbook page with photos from a New Year’s Eve party or you can add a funny New Year’s quote to the family Christmas card!

“New Year’s Day – Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” ~Mark Twain

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” ~Bill Vaughn

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.” ~G.K. Chesterton

“A dog’s New Year’s Resolution – I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!” ~Unknown

“New Year’s Eve – Where auld acquaintance be forgot…Unless, of course, those tests come back positive!” ~Jay Leno

Readers who enjoyed these funny quotes about New Year’s may also enjoy New Year’s Quotations – Quotes About New Year’s Resolutions, along with Inspirational Quotes About a New Year.

C.S. Lewis quotes explore god, religion and existence.

Today’s quotes of the day are quotations by C.S. Lewis.

C.S. Lewis (1898-1963), born Clive Staples Lewis, was a British novelist who is famous for writing The Chronicles of Narnia, along with works like The Screwtape Letters, Mere Christianity, The Allegory of Love and The Space Trilogy. Author C.S. Lewis was an atheist since his early teens and this provided a great deal of flavor to his writings and to many of the C.S. Lewis quotes that have been uncovered over the years.

C.S. Lewis quotes often explore topics like religion, god, atheism and existence. Quotes by C.S. Lewis comprise today’s quotes of the day in The Great Life Quotes and Sayings blog. So here they are – C.S. Lewis quotations.

“You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.” ~C.S. Lewis

“The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.” ~C.S. Lewis

“A man can no more diminish God’s glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, ‘darkness’ on the walls of his cell.” ~C.S. Lewis

“Humans are amphibians – half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time.” ~C.S. Lewis

“Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.” ~C.S. Lewis