Posted by admin | Posted in All Quotations, Holiday Quotes and Sayings, Love Quotes and Sayings | Posted on 19-02-2009
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Okay, so Valentine’s Day has come and gone. But there’s always a few people who are behind the ball, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or another holiday, so I’m sure these funny Valentine’s quotes will come in handy for someone!
Looking for some ideas to actually use these humorous Valentine’s Day quotations and sayings? Make your own greeting card, or add a few funny love quotes or Valentine’s quotes to a scrapbook. You can also use these great quotes and sayings as an email signature – you name it!
So, without further adieu, here’s a few funny quotes about Valentine’s Day and love!
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Unknown
“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” ~Jay Leno
“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith
“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine’s cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” ~Unknown
(Luis Lopez Photo)
