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Looking for some great quotes about love for a Valentine’s Day card or love letter? (Do people still write love letters? Maybe it’s more like a love email these days?…) Here are some great Valentine’s day quotes about love.

These love quotations can be used to express your love to a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or life partner. Some may also be making homemade cards for Valentine’s Day or another special occasion – these love quotes will be perfect! (After all, as Plato once said, “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.”) An advanced warning: these Valentine’s Day quotes are a bit mushy, but some people really like that sort of thing! So here they are: quotes that express love.

“If I know what love is, it’s because of you.”     ~Herman Hesse

“I’ve fallen in love many times…always with you.”     ~Unknown

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” ~Judy Garland

“Love me and the world is mine.”     ~David Reed

“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman.” ~Spike to Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Okay, so Valentine’s Day has come and gone. But there’s always a few people who are behind the ball, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or another holiday, so I’m sure these funny Valentine’s quotes will come in handy for someone!

Looking for some ideas to actually use these humorous Valentine’s Day quotations and sayings? Make your own greeting card, or add a few funny love quotes or Valentine’s quotes to a scrapbook. You can also use these great quotes and sayings as an email signature – you name it!

So, without further adieu, here’s a few funny quotes about Valentine’s Day and love!

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”    ~Unknown

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”    ~Jay Leno

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”    ~Unknown

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”    ~Tracy Smith

“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine’s cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”    ~Unknown

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