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Valentine's Day Quotations and Love Quotes for a Valentine! (Alexander Antonov Photo)

Today’s quotes of the day are love quotes for Valentine’s Day enthusiasts, including quotes about falling in love, and quotations about the experience of loving another person.

These quotes about love make for perfect Valentine’s Day quotes for a scrapbook or a homemade Valentine’s Day card. So here they are – Valentine’s Day quotations about love and what it means to find that perfect partner or soul mate.

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”     ~Unknown

“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”     ~Robert Heinlein quotes

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”     ~Dr. Seuss

“A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.”     ~Frank A. Clark

“A life without love is like a year without summer.”     ~Swedish Proverb

Okay, so Valentine’s Day has come and gone. But there’s always a few people who are behind the ball, whether it’s Valentine’s Day or another holiday, so I’m sure these funny Valentine’s quotes will come in handy for someone!

Looking for some ideas to actually use these humorous Valentine’s Day quotations and sayings? Make your own greeting card, or add a few funny love quotes or Valentine’s quotes to a scrapbook. You can also use these great quotes and sayings as an email signature – you name it!

So, without further adieu, here’s a few funny quotes about Valentine’s Day and love!

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”    ~Unknown

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”    ~Jay Leno

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”    ~Unknown

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”    ~Tracy Smith

“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine’s cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”    ~Unknown

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