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Humorous Quotes About Valentine's Day – Funny Love Quotes for Valentines (Alexander Antonov Photo)

Looking for a few funny quotes about love for Valentine’s Day or another occasion? Consider these humorous quotes for a homemade Valentine card, a scrapbook or blog.

So here are the quotes of the day – funny love quotes for a Valentine!

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” ~Erich Segal

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.” ~Jonathan Carroll in Outside the Dog Museum

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” ~Aerosmith

“We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.” ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach in Aphorism

“Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.”     ~Unknown

Valentine's Day Quotations and Love Quotes for a Valentine! (Alexander Antonov Photo)

Today’s quotes of the day are love quotes for Valentine’s Day enthusiasts, including quotes about falling in love, and quotations about the experience of loving another person.

These quotes about love make for perfect Valentine’s Day quotes for a scrapbook or a homemade Valentine’s Day card. So here they are – Valentine’s Day quotations about love and what it means to find that perfect partner or soul mate.

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”     ~Unknown

“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”     ~Robert Heinlein quotes

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”     ~Dr. Seuss

“A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.”     ~Frank A. Clark

“A life without love is like a year without summer.”     ~Swedish Proverb